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Subject: Fw: [OT] Santa Is Dead
From: eD\\/ARd0 F/\\KEn^M3 (cojonesdetoro_at_badeddie.com)
All those "inconstancies" can be explained away by Santa's ability to
manipulate spacetime and quantum phenomena. It's all done with warp field
generators, inertial dampeners, spacetime shifters, quantum teleporters and
a really good computer.
----- Original Message -----
From: "SteamShip" <steamship_at_sbcglobal.net>
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 2:24 PM
Subject: [OT] Santa Is Dead
> Completely Off Topic:
> The Truth About Santa
> Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating
> a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in 0.001 seconds
> Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
> Merry Christmas.
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