From: eD\\/ARd0 F/\\KEn^M3 <cojonesdetoro_at_badeddie.com>
Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 15:10:41 -0500

Feh!

All those "inconstancies" can be explained away by Santa's ability to
manipulate spacetime and quantum phenomena. It's all done with warp field
generators, inertial dampeners, spacetime shifters, quantum teleporters and
a really good computer.



----- Original Message -----
From: "SteamShip" <steamship_at_sbcglobal.net>
To: <rockbox_at_cool.haxx.se>
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 2:24 PM
Subject: [OT] Santa Is Dead


> Completely Off Topic:
>
> The Truth About Santa
snip
> Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating
from
> a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in 0.001 seconds
snip
>
> Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
>
> Merry Christmas.
Received on 2003-12-19