Rockbox mail archiveSubject: Fw: [OT] Santa Is Dead
Fw: [OT] Santa Is Dead
From: eD\\/ARd0 F/\\KEn^M3 <cojonesdetoro_at_badeddie.com>
Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 15:10:41 -0500
All those "inconstancies" can be explained away by Santa's ability to
manipulate spacetime and quantum phenomena. It's all done with warp field
generators, inertial dampeners, spacetime shifters, quantum teleporters and
a really good computer.
----- Original Message -----
From: "SteamShip" <steamship_at_sbcglobal.net>
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 2:24 PM
Subject: [OT] Santa Is Dead
> Completely Off Topic:
> The Truth About Santa
> Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating
> a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in 0.001 seconds
> Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
> Merry Christmas.
Received on 2003-12-19