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Rockbox mail archiveSubject: Fw: [OT] Santa Is DeadFw: [OT] Santa Is Dead
From: eD\\/ARd0 F/\\KEn^M3 <cojonesdetoro_at_badeddie.com>
Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 15:10:41 -0500 Feh! All those "inconstancies" can be explained away by Santa's ability to manipulate spacetime and quantum phenomena. It's all done with warp field generators, inertial dampeners, spacetime shifters, quantum teleporters and a really good computer. ----- Original Message ----- From: "SteamShip" <steamship_at_sbcglobal.net> To: <rockbox_at_cool.haxx.se> Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 2:24 PM Subject: [OT] Santa Is Dead > Completely Off Topic: > > The Truth About Santa snip > Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from > a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in 0.001 seconds snip > > Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. > > Merry Christmas. Received on 2003-12-19 Page template was last modified "Tue Sep 7 00:00:02 2021" The Rockbox Crew -- Privacy Policy |